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For Ais x Bell fans, the editor of the series has screwed with us enough. Enough bait and switch of other girls for Ais. Enough empty promises to keep waiting on Ais' return. They are just milking the series for shipping revenues. DO NOT BUY ANY DANMACHI MERCHANDISE UNTIL AIS RETURNS TO THE MAIN SERIES! No More Bait and Switch!

After the war games with the Apollo Familia, Bell took a well deserved rest. For most of the day, Bell walked around town, ate good food, relaxed and checked out cute girls like his grandpa told him to.

As he enjoyed a sweet dessert after lunch, he headed towards the Babel to look at some stores. Unexpectedly, he ran into a young elf girl from the Loki familia. The girl was not happy to see Bell.

Lefiya "Human, stop looking at me, you enemy of all women!"

Bell scratched his head "Sorry, I was just walking around town"

Lefiya "I know you human, you are trying to find your next unsuspecting innocent girl victim!"

Bell scratched his head some more "I was just trying to relax after the war games"

Lefiya "So you are trying to talk big about your win. Are you trying to impress me and seduce me now?"

Bell was starting to get annoyed but he tried to escape from the angry elf "No, I am just trying to calm you down"

Lefiya "Calm! After you peeped on Ms. Ais?"

Bell was starting to lose his patience "Look, Ms. Lefiya, I apologized for that accident. That was not intentional"

Lefiya "Human, you are trying to blame everything on Hermes, but I know you enjoyed it. And you probably played along with Hermes knowing all along that you two were going to peep"

Bell "Ms Lefiya, for the last time, I did not know what Hermes sama had on his mind. I am innocent"

Lefiya "You are the lowest of the low. You peeping pervert!"

Bell "This is enough. If I wanted to peep, I would have stayed there longer instead of running away"

Lefiya "I dont believe you. You peeped on Ms. Ais. How dare you!"

Bell "No matter what I say, you are going to find me guilty anyway. I dont see any reason to talk to you. Have a nice day"

Lefiya "Human, how dare yo walk away when you need to be punished"

Bell "How are you going to punish me? Ms. Lefiya"

Lefiya "You stinky human, you think I cannot punish you?"

Bell "Well, Ms. Ais said you were only able to fight a minotaur after you reached level 3. Since you are still level 3, I think we can fight at least evenly physically. You may have strong magic, but I can stop your chant before you finish. So I do not see how you are going to punish me"

Lefiya "Well, you are mocking me"

Bell "I am not mocking you. I am just stating the situation as I know it."

Lefiya "You enemy of women. Pervert! Pervert! Pervert", as her yelling as getting the attention of nearby folks.

Bell getting really annoyed "You need to calm down. People are starting to think that we are dating"

Lefiya "I would never date you, human"

Bell "Well, I am not interested in you that way. I was hoping we could be friends, but you seemed to be obsessed with yelling at me"

Lefiya "That is because you are a pervert! Pervert! Pervert!"

Bell "Since you are convinced I am a pervert, then I am a pervert!"

Lefiya "You finally admit it, pervert! Pervert! Pervert!"

Angry Bell fighting back "Yes I am a pervert. I really enjoyed it that time I molested you on the 18th floor. Such softness!"

Lefiya "OMG, you admitted it. You monster"

Bell "Well, at least the monster has touched everything! Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Lefiya "Shut up! I knew it. You are a pervert! You violated me"

Bell "Well that is true, and it was good!"

Lefiya "And you peeped on Ms. Ais"

Bell "Yes I did. Even though I did not mean to, and Ms. Ais sure is beautiful"

Lefiya "How dare you!"

Bell "I dare, and I know you spied on us while we slept together on the city walls"

Lefiya "You monster. You are not worthy of Ms. Ais' time"

Bell "Actually Ms. Ais was tired and wanted to sleep"

Lefiya "You liar!"

Bell "Face it. You have the hots for Ms. Ais, but she only sees you as a friend"

Lefiya "Liar! Liar! Liar!"

Bell "I slept with Ms. Ais, and you have not. You want to be my rival, but I left you far behind!"

Lefiya "You stay away from Ms. Ais"

Bell "Actually Ms. Ais and Ms. Tiona were nice enough to train me for the war games. And the 3 of us slept together for a few nights while we trained. Of course it was pure training and I would never violate their trust"

Lefiya "You lecher. Ms. Ais and Ms. Tiona. How dare you!"

Bell "They were nice to train me. But you must twist everything into something dirty. You got problems"

Lefiya "You are the filthy human"

Bell "Well at least I got to peep and I slept next to Ms. Ais."

Finally Lefiya's brain overheated and fainted. So Bell caught her while she fell. At that point, he gave Lefiya a lap pillow while he patted her on the head.

After a while, Lefiya woke up and screamed when she realize that Bell was giving her a lap pillow.

Bell "I am just trying to help you recover"

Lefiya "You took advantage of me while I was unconscious! You lecher! Pervert!"

Bell continued to pet her on the head "Ms. Ais taught me to do this when she knocked me out"

Lefiya "Ms. Ais gave you a lap pillow?"

Bell "Many and petted my hair too! It felt great! Bet you never got any!"

Lefiya ran away while crying. Bell shook his head as Lefiya finally got him angry. He thought may be he should not have told Lefiya so much, but she was just impossible...

Refusing to let the day be ruined, he kept walking around town and got another dessert...

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